Ian McMuffin

Biography

Ian McMuffin was born in Bristol on March 24th 1967 and went to Exeter College where he met his wife with whom he has 2 kids. He ran for Parliament in the seat of Kingswood and was sworn in after the March 25th 2021 Election where he rose quickly through the ranks of the Conservative party due to his friendship with the Prime Minister [Sethyy]. He was then made Chief Whip and then the Secretary of Defense, a role he held under the Sethyy, Johnson, and 1st Whittaker Governments.

During the war in Cyprus, McMuffin ordered the Sinking of the Turkish Vessel Bakyatar by the Royal Navy, and led with the government the war in Cyprus. He was made the First Secretary of State in the 2nd Whittaker Government, and in the first Urquhart Government was made the B&EIS Secretary. After the June 10th Election, he returned to his post as Chief Whip and then during the first Vermin Government, was again made the Secretary of Defence once more.

He has run for leadership of the Conservative twice, once against Craig Whittaker after the resignation of Boris Johnson, which he dropped out of, and secondly against Marcus Urquhart which he ran in to get Sethyy to run again, which failed.